Seen around Bangalore

So I have this annoying habit of using my cellphone to take pictures of bad English (sorta inspired by engrish.com) as seen on the streets of Bangalore..I also have an el crapioso phone that has images that would look better if I got a kid with a crayon to sketch them out - the perils of being poor and tech-UNsavvy.

I'm totally discounting the extra "h" I see on every name out here..but I feel that deserves a mention, doesn't it Satheesh and Geetha?

1. At a weighing machine thingie at Garuda Mall "Look Straight before inserting".

2. On a menu at Empire on Church Street "Brian Dry with Onions"

3. In a lift heading up my office building "If you are stuck-up in this lift, please dial Emergency"

4. On a signboard off Brigade Road "Caution: Dead Slow Hump Ahead"

5. At an Esprit sale at Lifestyle "Buy any two bottoms and get any top ABSOLUTELY FREE!"

6. At American Icecreams on Brigade road "Nigerlone (sic) flavour"

7. On M.G. Road, "Pick any top, yours for Rs. 100"

8. Also on M.G. Road "Cycle pushing NOT ALLOWED".

9. On a menu at a Shant(h)isagar on CMH road "Baby Masala Dosa"

10. Behind a rickshaw in Domlur "Ladies people are evils people"

11. HSBC bank, M.G. Road, memo "Entrance through backside"

12. In a lift (what is it about lifts and English issues?), "Electronic Hooters".