Auntiejis at dive bars
Through the cigarette smoke haze (ghastly) and the hard rock (even ghastlier for this Abba junkie), I spotted what can charitably be described as an *auntieji* drowning her sorrows with the type of *uncleji* only found inside a dance-bar. And the look on her face got me thinking about my life if I was saddled with such an uncleji. And my drink of choice if that unhappy occurence ever happened.
She was totally in her "happy place". Looked so Anne Heche - post breakup, I wanted the stuff she was on! She looked so blah, all drinking her scotch and eating her masala papad. And there I was...taunting her with my youth and fresh, post-1980 look. I know she was pissed off at me by the way she turned away when I did my booty-shake..no woman (and not many men) can resist the (infamous) Vikster booty-shake.
Anyway, I'm guesing her name was Nagma, she was drinking Johnny Walker on the rocks, eating Masala Papad and dreading the BJ she'd have to give equally-drunk uncleji in a bit.
Me? I had a beer, danced with 2 lovely women and headed home for a long phonecall with the Bostonian. Fun Thursday all around.
Random site:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050506/ap_on_el_se/clinton_poll
New Yorkers want a full second Senate term from Hillary..too bad. I'm actually relishing a Hillary-Condi battle in 2008...That is, if the Bushicans don't want Jeb for the job.
Current Music:
Time after Time - Cyndi Lauper
5 Comments:
At 12:51 AM, Anonymous said…
Please tape your booty shake and mail it to me!
At 8:35 AM, southpawpisces said…
and you said there were 5 women.. hmmm... talk about truth in advertising. BTW, does he know you're calling him a Bos'nian behind his back? :P
At 6:32 PM, Anonymous said…
Post a video of the booty shake, already !
At 10:38 PM, Anonymous said…
WTF is a dive bar?
Is this going to be a "drinking joints experiences only" kinda blog?
At 8:44 PM, Anonymous said…
still not calling Toto's a pub, are we?
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